"What?" is right....that must be an intoxicated cut up experiment, or some such sillyness....such shenanigans might have been more appropriate in the Burroughs thread instead of spreading to, and infecting poor 'lil Attaturk's.
From your "cut-up" I've created a short piece of "comic horror"!
"What?" is right....that must be an intoxicated cut up experiment, or some such sillyness....such shenanigans might have been more appropriate in the Burroughs thread instead of spreading to, and infecting poor 'lil Attaturk's.
A "what?" was not deserving of a response?. I know....you're bored aren't you? Then how 'bout we play some "Exquisite Corpse" type surreal silly wyrd game?
From your "cut-up" I've created a short piece of "comic horror"!
Inside the briefing room of the HQ of the NJ High-WWWAY PAtrol two detectives read from a file found hidden in a secret compartment of the chiefs desk, after they find him with his wrists and throat slashed, slumped over.....the blood running down the desk revealing the outline of a secreted file and a disk inside a compartment, made of an unknown metal.....safe, secret. The two sleuths couldn't resist.
Jersey? Yeah, Buddy! I At least A.C. and his kids have much different memories of Jersey, and Germer's home and e tree hiding his ashen remains from the baleful influence of the strange radiations seeping in through the hole rent in our planets aura from the unfathomable amount of exhaust fumes, hairspray, and those strange spray, mists, gels wafting up and destroying what is our only protection from these forces that now infiltrate to mutate our human lifewave....Satellites sending the Jersey Shore into every households receiver, tentacles of terror fiber, optic cables, every home connected to cable tv or internet, enabling the insidious influence from that Tan Dwarf "Giudo Ay" in the constellation Meathead. Their Shore House, their Lodgeroom, thik clouds hairspray, spray tan, cologne, perfume....combine with gym sweat and their infernal inner sanctum stench....smush room skanks and picklejuice. Kala stained sheets from grenades and spilt Guido seed form the material basis of an special ointment used in their vilest of rites. Strange sabbats of fist pumping, dancing to that housebeats, and the men all bear the same insignia on their clothing. The sinister sigil is even spreading to closets of douchebags worldwide....Ed Hardy.
Now those Wizards, Archonic Avatars from the Tan Dwarf "Guido Ay'"and its parent star a massive glitter disco ball of superheated gas. The Pregnant short-priestess of skanks, Snooki emitting these noxious gasses from her terrifying orifices that have drained countless unsuspecting meatheads. A Child insider her destined to bring darkness and occasional blacklights and strobes....armys of douchebags's fistpumping their salute to Her, their Fur-Her. Unstoppable now, she's created an elite personal secret force of soldier-sex-slaves and zombie popes resurrected to eternal priesthood. Jesus, the first zombie was even lured back by mailciously, delicious, kalas, carried throughout heaven on winds of that maddeningly, unending thump of housemusic, the sanity destroying, non-stop set. Pauly D, Immortal DJ Daemon spinning forever... and Her impenetrable, inescapable smush room, defiling the Crypts in Rome. She consumes her victims after emptying them of their seed atop sarcophogi. Unspeakable acts among and with the bones of Popes, their bodies now draped in Ed Hardy and sneakers.
The mention of Jersey is, for me, forever now tainted because I dared laugh in the face of evil and watch an episode of that accursed' show. Visions of apocalyptic distopian future, haunt me with the mere mention of the name. The Gross Slutty One, Snooki has begun to breed! Oh, my Gods the Horror! Like a virus....Italy is still recovering from their outbreak of "The Shore"......its spreading now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvk4aKOJAcINo, please, No....that sinister mantra.....it creates vibrations and mutations. Tanned, muscly, drama loving douchebags, fucking on camera but under the covers......do what you can to protect yourselves......just watching the show causes devolution when watched regularly, a short viewing will make you slightly dumber.....You have been warned!!!
ber.....You have been warned!!!
