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Post subject: The Nu Order of Rotters
 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 03:03 PM
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...hm...due to Technoccult Difficulties in the shout box (conspiratorily handled by one particular Rotter, I'm SURE!), my attempts to announce the Nu Order of Rotters was sabotaged.
Never the less, we will not be stopped.
By the Authority Vested in Me as Right Rotter, I hereby Proclaim the Nu Order of Rotters Alive & Active in the Pint Glass of the Whirled. As OHO, IHO and IMO, I also publically proclaim Paul to be a Right Rotter of the 43rd Degree and entitled to all the rights, privileges and authority defined by that Degree.
Brother Feazey, your documents will be mailed to you and none-not the OHO, IHO or IMO-has authority to revoke them upon reception. You shall also be in receipt of all Glass A documents.
Nashimiron is also hereby publically announced as our Sick-retary.
We may look like Rotters-but we're the Knights who say "Nu!" of the Monty Typhonic ORO and fully uphold the Klaw of Thelema.
Do NOT mess with us!
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 03:17 PM
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"Glass A" documents: I like that!
But spell my surname incorrectly one more time, and you'll find yourself banished, ok?
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 03:22 PM
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By the way, your closing declaration of "43!" immediately demonstrates that you are unworthy of the role of OHO.
"Be not animal; refine thy rapture! If thou drink, drink by the eight and ninety rules of art..."
You are hereby expelled.
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 03:47 PM
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Damn!
Still, I'll accept the Ignominy with Dignity, like a True Rotter-but also true to my Solemn Obligations, I will return all the documents you've never received to my appointed successor, which would be...er...yourself.
I insist on keeping my copy of Liber Al Anon, though.
Back to Black Coffee...
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 03:57 PM
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Wait a minute, Mr. FEAZEY! I just checked and it would appear that Liber Al Anon 4:3 states" We have traveled beyond the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything and now take our joy in 43 Ways (italics mine) beneath the Stars of France, Yea, Beneath the Stars of France."Hence that play on words spoken by Aiwash in Chapter 2, where he proclaims "The Grave of Adam is Doug."
It would appear I'm back in gear, beer and will be in attendence at the Convocation at that place in the "Purple" video, linked by Martijn.
"The color of my nose is purple, my Number 43, as all those who are of ush."
Aiwash is spoken. The Mothership is here. Rounds have been ordered. And I will prove to be a benevolent OHO and continue to regard you as OHO, due paperwork and napkins pending.
43! 
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 05:11 PM
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C'mon bladder-sparrow, Mr Weezy doesn't want us types ruining his rot box.
By the way weezy, if you'd read Liber Lilith you'd understand why long hair helps keeping infernal types like her away, so I'm never getting it cut matey!
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 05:20 PM
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"Mr Weezy"?!
Right, you're all barred!
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 05:59 PM
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Well, I can only stand by your decision as my Co-OHO, Brother Feazey. And it might be well to remind Mr. Klaw that WE are the only MTORO which holds the documents verifying our lineage. You will have my and your own full-permission to upload these to Lashtal upon arrival without fear of Copyright Infringement (unless we wish to sue ourselves, which could yield up some extra cash for the both us...I mean, our Noble Enterprise).
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 06:05 PM
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Adepts of The Brotherhood of Rotters of the Silver Star!
This is very funny...Myself, Ian and Alaistair toasting the birth of the Adepts of Rotters!
The wine was definately flowing that night!
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 06:13 PM
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kidneyhawk wrote: ›
It would appear I'm back in gear, beer and will be in attendence at the Convocation at that place in the "Purple" video, linked by Martijn.
So you said, but I will skip that one. Stopped smoking, in my 10th day now and the last thing I need is a bunch of smoking gypsies with beers around me. If you wanna meet me I'll be with the constructive dudes in the Sports Club around the corner...bring mints
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 06:22 PM
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You may THINK this funny, Magispiegel, but if you look closely at the tension brewing between the two Orders here, you'll pick which side of the bar you wish you stand at VERY carefully...
Just consider: on OUR side, we're bald-and we're not afraid of anything! Esp. the carbonated curses hurled at us by the two remaining Rotter Reprobates when the Majestic Malty Magick resides in our Sovereign Sanctuary, ready for combat HEAD on. Poe was of us. Dylan Thomas. The Mighty Arthur Guinness. When beer was made by the Egyptians...that was US!
It's not too late, M. You can still turn to the DARK side.
We've got Lilith. You KNOW you wanna join!
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 06:23 PM
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| Are you the real, legally-recognised N.O.R. or just a pseudo N.O.R. ? |
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 06:24 PM
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Stopped smoking, in my 10th day now and the last thing I need is a bunch of smoking gypsies with beers around me
LOL-we'll consider you to be in the Probationary Period. When the cravings stop, the Gypsies will DANCE! Salute to a future Rotter of the MTORO! 
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 06:30 PM
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Are you the real, legally-recognised N.O.R. or just a pseudo N.O.R. ?
Oh my God!
I just shot coffee out of my nose. Thankyouverymuch Michael, that was fun. LOLOL.
And Kidneyhawk? When you get fired for NOT working at your JOB do NOT come home. Go straight to your mothers and i'll forward your whole 7 books there. Yes, i'm an Indian giver and you can not have MY Grant collection.
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 07:24 PM
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Are you the real, legally-recognised N.O.R. or just a pseudo N.O.R. ?
Michael, at present the MTORO does not have a "N.O.R." (Nigerian Order Representative) but when we do, I'm sure he will be sending out emails with "good news" for our bank accounts! |
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 07:35 PM
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And Kidneyhawk? When you get fired for NOT working at your JOB do NOT come home. Go straight to your mothers and i'll forward your whole 7 books there. Yes, i'm an Indian giver and you can not have MY Grant collection.
Dear Adonia444,
Sorry I couldn't get to your post in a more timely fashion...I was...um..."working."
And just so the Lashtal Community isn't thinking any less of my library, I own 11 books and 12 if you count my journal (where I'm working on my new personals ad: "Lonely Balding Rotter looking for Woman with copy of Magick Without Tears")
So, um...Paul? Buddy? OHO?
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 08:49 PM
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I found this on a website that wasn’t there the next time I checked. It’s an excerpt from a letter sent to the current OHO of NOR© by the founder of PSNOR. Needless to say, it raises some questions of legitimacy.
“.’.PS.'.N.'.O.'.R.'. is not only powrful very Brasilian ‘off shot’ of the NOR, and no pretenders as you say. PSNOR is the really real NOR. Make no fun of calling us by snore noise when sleeping, or saying PS means pseudo. No body in our order wears cheap leather. We have docments proof that we are true legitimate NOR, other NORs not so real. We have copy of tape record your drunk party in New York where you made yourself HOHO on dare from buddies…”
It seems to me that the line from Liber Al Anon that states, ”Choose well the Dome, or the Surfeit” is being taken too literally here. If I have to choose which side of the Pub to sit on based on my quantity of hair I’ll either have to shave, or sit with the hippie rotters! Are we not all rotters? Does it have to ALWAYS go to the hair issue?
I herby break with NOR©, and found CA-NAR, Coiffure Acquiescent NU Aeon Rotters. Mixing the styles is no sin with us. We’re by the fireplace if you get tired of those bickering Rotters.
En To Pan!
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 09:31 PM
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M.Klaw....you Absolute Rotter!!!!!!
BTW, 'Rotter' is copyright of M.Klaw....he's the one that came up with this bizarre term!?...and we are all fixated upon it. Pure Comedy. |
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 09:54 PM
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| Thou there is no law beyond Do what thou wilt, this seems stupid irrelevant and more off topic than the 911 origami conspirancy thread which at least at some correlation to the real world. |
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Two_Crows wrote: › I herby break with NOR©, and found CA-NAR, Coiffure Acquiescent NU Aeon Rotters. Mixing the styles is no sin with us. We’re by the fireplace if you get tired of those bickering Rotters.
98!
If you actually claim to have crossed the abyss to the next hair stylist, it is of course your perfect right to do so.
Aum418 wrote: › this seems stupid irrelevant and more off topic than the 911 origami conspirancy thread which at least at some correlation to the real world.
Stupid? Agreed. But irrelevant? Judging from some impressions I got from "Did the cOTO help to evolve Thelema?" thread, this one here seems more than relevant - at least in some parallel universe...
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 10:11 PM
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 10:12 PM
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kidneyhawk wrote: ›
LOL-we'll consider you to be in the Probationary Period. When the cravings stop, the Gypsies will DANCE! Salute to a future Rotter of the MTORO!
43!
Listen pal, as Bipspychimus of The Order of Those that have Crossed the Abyss without Anyone Noticing I am deeply offended by the fact that you didn't notice I am in reality far superior to any of you.
We don't do periods in our orders.
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Aum418 wrote: › Thou there is no law beyond Do what thou wilt, this seems stupid irrelevant and more off topic than the 911 origami conspirancy thread which at least at some correlation to the real world.
Bahhumbug
"The Common defect of all mystical systems previous to that of the Aeon whose Law is Thelema is that there was no place for Laughter." A.C.
Can't be serious all the time. Bad for your health and bad for the Aeon. 
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Can't be serious all the time. Bad for your health and bad for the Aeon.
Quite true.
But can't be a Rotter all the time, either. Bad for your breath and bad for your liver. 
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 11:24 PM
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BTW, 'Rotter' is copyright of M.Klaw....he's the one that came up with this bizarre term!?...and we are all fixated upon it. Pure Comedy.
So you CLAIM! But WE got to the Clerk House first and you'll find the Copyright belonging to US!
It won't be so much "comedy" when we see you 3 in COURT!
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Posted: Nov 16, 2006 - 11:33 PM
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After consulting with a Brother Rotter overseas, I've reflected on my last post and realize that it's much better to be aligned with Rotters in Gut, over Rotters in Name. Therefore, I relinguish my role of CO-OHO of the MTORO, leaving the Mantle to Rotter Feazey, and have submitted my application to the Rotters of the Blurring Stars, as a humble Neo-Fite who has left his Kingdom in pursuit of True Rottdom.
I do wish to extend Fraternal Love, however, to my Illustrious Colleagues...uh...Colleague of the MTORO and maintain friendly Public-House relations in the Interest of the Klaw of Thelema.
Magispiegel-I thought we honored Arthur Guinness-why do you look so much like Alec Guinness and why do you keep sending me the same pm over and over: "These are not the Rotters you are looking for" ??? |
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Posted: Nov 17, 2006 - 12:02 AM
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uh...Colleague
Oh yeah...I took the Secretary with me.
Sorry, Man.
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Posted: Nov 17, 2006 - 12:42 AM
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kidneyhawk wrote: ›
Magispiegel-I thought we honored Arthur Guinness-why do you look so much like Alec Guinness and why do you keep sending me the same pm over and over: "These are not the Rotters you are looking for" ???
Ha Ha I like your style Kyle, Ive been called it all now! thats another one to add to Freddie Mercury !!!
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Posted: Nov 17, 2006 - 01:17 AM
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Ah-and I like yours as well, Mr. M! However, I believe I must now formally (and not without a watery eye) demit from the Order of the Spinning Star...Empiricus reminds me of the words spoken in trance by a Scarlet Women to the Beast himself whilst in Sumatra...
"It's all about the Bean...Thou Art To Go This Way."
Yes, Empiricus.
COFFEE.
Best wishes to All, Indeed!
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