TOBY KEBBELL SOME KIND OF IMMORTAL NECROMANCER; JOINS CAST OF KONG: SKULL ISLAND DESPITE FANT4STIC DISASTER
"Kebbell's real name is Tobias Alistair Patrick Kebbell," Puffinbottoms explained. "Go ahead. Look it up on Wikipedia. Is it possible that "Alistair" Kebbell is actually the reincarnated spirit of noted early 20th century wizard and subject of the obsession of multiple 1970s rock stars Aleister Crowley? Based on all of my scientific knowledge, I'm going to say: yes."
"I'd stake my 300 doctoral degrees obtained from well-known mail order universities on it," Puffinbottoms added.
While the idea of a long-dead occult icon possessing the body of scruffy, C-list British actor is outlandish, one has to admit that Fantastic Four's portrayal of Doom does look oddly like Crowley, if Crowley were made of rusty aluminum and took a facial from Godzilla.