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# Almost certainly the final solution

(@ianrons)
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93 all,

Following on from the rampant success of my Tzaddi/Lam-Alif (Al I:57) solution (yes, you can all stop worshipping and adoring for a moment), I can now exclusively reveal that the starry tart has vouchsafed me another wondrous insight into Crowley's opus princeps, which will doubtless be of singular value for humanity, and must surely presage the final victory of Ra-Hoor-Khuit and his dual-use stick. In any case, I thought I'd better mention it.

* HOW TO CONVINCE YOURSELF LIBER AL HAS A PRAETERNATURAL ORIGIN (Part 37) *

Ingredients:

Instructions:
Rotate the line-drawn page by 180° (="from right to left and from top to bottom"), rub out everything else on the page and line it up exactly over the cipher page.

Here's one I prepared earlier:

Ohmigod, the line goes over the letters 'L' and 'A'! Ra-Hoor-Khuit's coming! Now adore! Faster, dammit! Adore! Adore!

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It also goes through a T, a T and an E, so I think the Word is actually LATTE.

A prediction of the coming of Starbucks? 🙂

Later note, just realised what I thought was an E is actually an O. Damn, my claim to fame spoiled!

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93

And what is the significance of the circle with the cross in its center over the word "forbidden?"

93s

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"LuxOrientis" wrote:
And what is the significance of the circle with the cross in its center over the word "forbidden?"

Well, I should have thought that was obvious! Referring back to the "circle squared in its failure" bit, clearly the circle fails to be squared not because of any mathematical difficulty in determining the constant Pi, but because the Queen of Infinite Space forbids it. Are you going to argue with her?

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Actually, it's a "U"... 😛

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C'mon, you're not really trying -- perhaps squinting will help. You have to ignore the other letters. Just look at the big cipher letters.

We know you want to admit it's really the real ultimate solution. "We" being Ra-Hoor-Khuit and I, of course. Admit it before it's too late, and repent... I mean adore.

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It does not really go through the L it just misses it.

If you do not mind near misses the the line goes nearest to:

H (death)
Y (thy)
T (that)
T (the)
S (numbers)
L (ALGMOR)
A (RPSTOVAL)
U (thou)

This is an anagram of AH SLUTTY

OK

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Aha, an unbeliever! Take a look at this higher resolution version then:

Unless you're a Black Brother stuck in the Aeon of Osiris and unable to adapt to the formula of Horus you will clearly be able to see the dark splodge on the L where the line crosses it -- "my intersect is transparent to the blind, but the L and the A are seen of the seeing". Deny it at your peril!

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Salute Thelemitae

Its actually AC's famous cross inside the circle symbol, used throughout his magickal diaries to signify an act of sex magick with one of his women. It is usually interpreted by the cognocenti as symbolising that the method employed was "per vas nefandum" or "pervas nefandum" The significance is that it was written over the word "forbidden"

This is a latin phrase that AC learnt possibly whilst a student within the English public school system and is usually translated as "by the unspeakable vessel" - as opposed to "per vaginum". As is well known, AC was fond of delivering prolonged anal sex with women, this was known in English law as sodomy. During AC's life sodomy was illegal thanks to Good King Henry VIII's well known Buggery Act of 1533, the maximum penalty being death by hanging, a penalty not lifted in the UK until 1861. However, many European laws legalising homosexual acts between consenting adults specifically excluded sodomy between married heterosexual couples and it is still grounds for divorce in the UK.

Those with an interest in this activity in the US will be relieved that In June 2003, the Supreme Court ruled in Lawrence v. Texas that state laws criminalizing private, non-commercial sexual activity between consenting adults at home on the grounds of morality are unconstitutional since there is insufficient justification for intruding into people's liberty and privacy.

According to a Symonds biography I read years ago he last magickal rite that AC indulged in was via "per vas nefandum", the object of the rite was to obtain "long life, gold and sexual potency" i think he was 65 or so at the time

Johnny

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"frater_anubis" wrote:
As is well known, AC was fond of delivering prolonged anal sex with women

😈

Yes...He was a horribly sick and twisted man, wasn't he? 😉

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Naw, he was a lovely old boy...does anyone know how big his cock was? I asked my Aunt Lily once and she went bright red....!

Johnny 8)

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"frater_anubis" wrote:
Naw, he was a lovely old boy...does anyone know how big his cock was?

Any chance that you could raise the standard just a little?

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Yes, Paul. He had a gross side, too. I should have **** it out.

Maybe I should have asked how many magickal symbols like that there were in the diaries. I've always wondered.

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"frater_anubis" wrote:
Its actually AC's famous cross inside the circle symbol, used throughout his magickal diaries to signify an act of sex magick with one of his women.

I'm sorry, but this is just too far-fetched. I thought this was a serious topic.

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Look here, Gentlemen (?), I know we're having a hard winter here in the U.K. and maybe not getting out as much as we usually do, but have you all taken leave of your senses - dubious revelations on the ciphers of AL, utilised as launching pads for impassioned expositions on pvn (or not, as the case may be).

I don't think this was a serious topic from the start - or maybe just bad presentation ?

93, 93/93.

S.A. 🙄

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It may seem frivolous to you, sonny Jim, but I shouldn't have to remind you once again that the very future of humanity could quite possibly depend upon the solution of these verses, according to Crowley. Are you suggesting we shouldn't take Crowley seriously, or that I am not being entirely serious myself?

BTW, if you're Satan'sAdvocaat does that mean there are Snowballs in hell?

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Taking Crowley seriously ? Yes, on the whole.

Taking you seriously ? Not on this one - given the manner of presentation (despite the nice graphics).

After knocking back a few drinks, me and Old Nick often indulge in the old snowball fight in Hell.

And that's God's honest truth 😈

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Look here, Gentlemen (?), I know we're having a hard winter here in the U.K. and maybe not getting out as much as we usually do, but have you all taken leave of your senses - dubious revelations on the ciphers of AL, utilised as launching pads for impassioned expositions on pvn (or not, as the case may be).

I don't think this was a serious topic from the start - or maybe just bad presentation ?

93, 93/93.

S.A. 🙄

I completely agree Satan'sAdvocaat. I think this is an excellent example of trolling. Certainly not that serious of a post, because if it was, the presentation would be more appropriate.

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Ahh, come on...Lighten up. Have a little Netzach with your Hod once in awhile....It's good for you, I promise!

I don't take the post any more or less seriously than the ones in the past that WERE serious.

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. . Yes, these -"I have it! I have found The Key!"- threads have become somewhat of a tradition here. I miss them when they are not around for awhile . . .

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I'm fairly certain that the solution to English Qabalah and the cipher of Liber Al was all worked out by Jake Stratton-Kent as can be seen here

Commence with canonization and sainthood. I guess it took AN ACTUAL MAGICIAN to figure it all out. Who would have thought.

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I think the fact that Thelemites are immortal is enough to convince me it has a Praeternatural origin. "Thou shalt long for death!"

Also check out this Cipher I got, it's only one Cipher used Inverted (Upside Down) and Uninverted. These are the results my Cipher gave me after I met God Hadit himself in the sky one night:

My birth name is Julio Cesar Martinez Rodriguez.

Julio = God = 35
Julio Martinez = Ninety Three = 181
Rodriguez = Hathor = 106
Julio Rodriguez = Hrumachis = 141
Cesar Rodriguez = Arlyvenarly = 187
Cesar Rodriguez = Holy Chosen One = 191

That's also one of the way's I know Thelema is a legitimate practice, I got all of those sums using only one Cipher that the Demon from Hell Gusion foretold to me.