SPHINX: LIMERICKS written by A.C.

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Hello,

I know a dozen limericks written by AC.

Here are three of them.

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1

A sausage-lipped songster of Steyning

Was solemnly bent on attaining.

But he broke all the rules

About managing tools,

And so he broke down in the training.

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2

A hog-eye abortion named Mudd

Was like a one-eyed rotten spud.

His once chance to clean

His person obscene

Is to wash himself out in his blood.

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3

A party called (Aleister Crank)

Was respected in ev – er – y bank.

Why must we assume

That they put on his tomb :

‘He lived – and he died – and he stank.’

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1/    Victor Neuburg.

2/    Norman Mudd.

3/   Some other bloke.

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